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UberLube 100 ml

• Überlube feels natural, performs while in use, then dissipates across skin leaving a soft, moisturized feel.
• Will not harm healthy bacteria or affect Ph levels – made with friendly, inert ingredients. Used in OB-GYN practices.
• Understated design is nightstand friendly.
• Scentless, tasteless, and non-staining – never sticky, tacky, or oily. Überlube is latex safe. It will not harbor outside yeast, bacteria, or mold.
• Athletes use it as an effective and long lasting anti-chafe.
• Salons use it for hair finishing to add sheen, seal in moisture and de-frizz.
• Treatment pump is metered and allows one hand to stay free during application. No caps or tops to open, close, unscrew, or otherwise.
• New users buy überlube first for the product design, then continue buying because überlube delivers on its performance promise.
• Überlube is American made, by Überlube. Precision formulated from the finest available ingredients.
• 3rd party batch-tested to ensure quality standards.
• Überlube is the result of hundreds of iterations of formula and years of extensive field-testing.
• Überlube is packaged in an expensive Type 1 borosilicate glass.
• It’s a special durable glass used for stressful applications like pyrex laboratory glass, telescope mirrors, aquarium heaters, and thermal insulation tiles on the Space Shuttle.
• Clear bottle lets you see the purity.
• Leak-proof bottle and top, keeps überlube in and dust out.
• Acid resistant, shatter resistant, heat resistant. It can be put directly over flame. Borosilicate is referred to as “hard glass” and has a higher melting point than “soft glass”.
• Sanitary. Non-porous means bacteria can’t hide anywhere.
• Glass with no label cleans up easily with a quick soapy rinse – keep your überlube fresh as new.
475 ml Fuckwater Silicone-Based

FuckWater Silicone must be washed off with soap and water and can make floors and surfaces very slippery.
FuckWater Silicone is latex-friendly but may react with some silicone toys. Before using FuckWater Silicone with your favourite silicone toy, please do a spot-test on the bottom or base of the toy.
The Bottles are induction sealed for extra security with a lift ‘n’ peel removal tab.
Ingredients : Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Dimethicone, Tocopheryl Acetate, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract.
MADE PROUDLY IN CANADA
RingO Ritz XL Blue

The RingO Ritz XL is the groundbreaking new liquid silicone cock ring from Screaming O in a new, larger size. Taking all your favorite attributes from the bestselling original RingO XL, Screaming O has crafted the RingO Ritz XL from premium liquid silicone, giving it a smooth, stretchy feel and a soft, silky touch. With a 20% larger size than the regular RingO Ritz, the RingO Ritz XL offers a more comfortable fit for those who prefer less constriction. Phthalate and latex free, liquid silicone will keep its texture and shape for years with easy maintenance – just clean with soap and water.
- Made of premium liquid silicone
- Ultra-soft texture
- 20% larger for a custom fit
- Phthalate and latex free
- Body-safe and comfortable to wear
Chorus Blue


Be Part of the Chorus
The shape, the control, the features. Together, make a Chorus.
The combination of technology breakthroughs and new intuitive features makes the We-Vibe Chorus a must have for couples everywhere.
We-Vibe® Chorus™ is a hands-free couples vibrator that takes you to next-level sex. Chorus is all about giving you exactly what you need to maximize pleasure, together. With an adjustable fit, touch-responsive vibrations and customizable controls, it’s the most advanced and intuitive couples vibrator ever.
Chorus Features;
Powerful, rumbly vibrations
Intensify your pleasure with 10+ modes and deep, rumbly vibrations.
Soft-touch silicone
Made with silky smooth silicone that’s soft and gentle on your body.
Body-safe
Made with body-safe silicone, free from phthalates and BPA and made without latex.
Waterproof
Chorus is 100% waterproof, making it easy to enjoy anywhere and simple to clean.
Adjustable fit
Worn during sex, Chorus is adjustable to fit your unique body so you can feel the vibrations right where you want them. The shape is easy to adjust, then stays in position once you’ve found the perfect fit.
Squeeze Remote
Change vibration modes as well as the intensity in the heat of the moment. Chorus’ Squeeze Remote is designed with the most natural human response in mind – the tighter you squeeze, the stronger the vibration gets. Release your grip and the vibration weakens.
Touch-sense
Chorus features unique touch-sensitive receptors located beneath the We-Vibe logo. As you play, your movements control the vibrations. Choose from three Touch-sense modes to find your ultimate pleasure.
USB rechargeable
Convenient and eco-friendly, Chorus is rechargeable with up to 90 minutes of play on a single charge.
Beautifully designed case
For discreet storage, charging and travel.
Low power alert
Know when your Chorus needs a charge, so it’s always ready to go when you are.
App enabled
With the free We-Connect™ app, you can play and share control of Chorus from anywhere, create custom vibes and play together with other We-Vibe™ products. Vibe to music with Beat mode or use Touch mode for real-time control at your fingertips.
Better connectivity
Chorus is powered with AnkorLink™ technology. AnkorLink creates the most stable connection between your We-Vibe and the We-Connect™ app. The Squeeze Remote is the anchor between Chorus and the We-Connect app — you’ll need to keep it close by whenever you’re using We-Connect.
Colours Pleasures 5″ Dildo Pink

DiGit

Undeniably delightful, DiGiT is our most beautiful and ergonomic sex toy yet. This versatile finger vibrator will enhance the way you masturbate and take sex and foreplay to new levels. With its large rumbly motor and five power settings, DiGiT will turn your fingers into superheroes!
Welcome To The Real Digital Revolution
DiGiT is a powerful, wearable finger vibrator. Designed to feel like part of you, DiGiT curves seamlessly around your fingers to become an extension of your body.
Orgasms At Your Fingertips
Elegantly sculpted, DiGiT’s sweeping curves adorn your fingers like a custom piece of jewellery. Subtle, unobtrusive yet incredibly powerful, DiGiT’s large rumbly motor will give your fingers superpowers!
Ideal For Adding Clitoral Stimulation During Sex
Sit back and let DiGiT glide across your body. Designed to feel like an extension of your hand, targeted stimulation or sweeping strokes are only a touch away.
Great Solo or Let Your Partner Take Control
Supercharge your solo sessions or hand over the reins to your partner. This sleek and powerful finger vibrator will seriously upgrade your ‘alone time’, or grab a partner and take sex and foreplay to new heights.
Make a Splash
Wetter is better. DiGiT is 100% waterproof, so you can enjoy it in the shower, bath or hot tub.
1 Year Warranty
All our products come with a 1-year manufacturer’s warranty.
PJUR BASIC SILICONE 100ML/ 3.4 OZ

Egg Twister

The TENGA EGG Series may look small, but their super-stretchable material can fit men of all sizes! The external designs of each EGG reflect the internal details within them
A whirlwind of pleasure squeezes you all over for a rippling corkscrew effect that will drive you wild!
Single Use Only
Down and Dirty 4.75″ Dong – Black
Egg Surfer

The TENGA EGG Series may look small, but their super-stretchable material can fit men of all sizes! The external designs of each EGG reflect the internal details within them
Dip and dive around these accentuated nubs and surprise drops for a thrilling ride!
Single Use Only
Naughty Bits Lil’ Fucker Mini G Spot Vibrator – Multi Color

A hard-bodied rigid design is ready for all your naughty action, and a single-button control cycles through 10 functions of intense vibration, pulsation, and escalation. But don’t be intimidated: A smart button design and a state-of-the-art travel lock are built right into the toys controller button, for a one-stop-shop that remembers your last-used setting and will ensure complete silence when travelling. No more “”bump and vibe”” in the suitcase on the taxi ride home!
Coming in at 4.25 inches in length and an impressive 1.25 inches in diameter, this toy has earned its nickname as the “”Small But Mighty Lil Fucker!””. Wrapped up in a brilliant finish, the decorative style almost demands to be shared- if you dare.
2AAA (Not Included).
One Year Warranty.
12.5 oz Coochy Shave Cream Sweet Nectar

• Gentle enough for all areas of the body.
• Designed for both men and women.
• Dermatologist Tested.
• Doubles as a gentle, moisturizing hair conditioner.
• No-Gluten, No-Parabens
MJ015-FOIL MOJO Penis Stimulating Gel 3 ml Foil Pac
2 oz Massage Oil Lavender

A-Play Adventurous Thrust Silicone Anal Plug with Remote Teal


High-End Line of Performance Anal Plugs
Thrust contains a motorized weight that thumps and thrusts inside the firm silicone exterior in 7 unique rhythms for a unique and stimulating feel, conveniently controlled directly on the product or via the included wireless remote. A-Play is Doc Johnsons high-end line of performance anal plugs, created with a variety of sizes and special features to promote anal pleasure and exploration for users of every experience level. Each product in the A-Play collection is USB-rechargeable, water-resistant, and includes a charging cable and fabric storage bag.
- 10-Function Vibrating Silicone Anal Plug
- Weighted Inside for Thrusting Sensations
- Luxurious Velvet-Touch Silicone
- Wide Base for Safe, Comfortable Use
- Wireless Remote Control
- USB Rechargeable – Cable Included
- Charging Time 1.5 Hours, Usage Time 1 Hour
- Warms to Body Temperature
- Water-Resistant
- Includes Bag for Discreet Travel and Storage
- Hypoallergenic, Nonporous, and Odorless
- Phthalate-Free, Body-Safe
Flip Me Over Masturbator


Fuck my pretty little ass first, then flip me over and fuck my pussy! You get the best of both my holes with this awesome hand-sized super stroker! Slide your big hard cock inside me and the silky soft Fanta Flesh feels just like my warm pussy! You can enjoy me wherever you go, whenever you want, even on the road! I’m always ready to fuck your brains out, so what are you waiting for?
Sex! Card Game

3 oz Wet Platinum
